he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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