dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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