Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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