I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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