Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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