You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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