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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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