i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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