Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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