i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
