There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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