but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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