Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This is the high leading the old right now
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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