fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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