I hope mine doesn't look like that
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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