you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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