I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
