I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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