i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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