Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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