Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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