why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
