i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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