He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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