And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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