I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize