no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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