spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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