Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
ugly people sure do ruin things
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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