i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
