First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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