isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
