I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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