I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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