fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
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nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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