Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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