I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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