lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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