just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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