i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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