Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
