Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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