we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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