His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He has the fingertips of a God
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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