So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
