I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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