Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
