It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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