my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I look better un-naked...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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