PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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