It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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