id be glad to
her vagine was all disorganized.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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