gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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