The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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