Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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