I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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