Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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