She said her name was "party"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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