I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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