Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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