No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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